whatttt! going out did you say? no we are not! going out, im sorry but don’t you need my permission for that to be happening!.
your actually doing my head in telling absolutely everyone that we’re seeing each other and somethings going on, i mean people ive never even spoke to before have asked me, what the hell!, there’s nothing going on at all and i haven’t done anything to lead you to believe there is , yeswe went to the cinemas, but nothing happened, we just speak casually and i haven’t seen you since.
to make it even worse your pestering my best mate every minute of the day and that’s not fair on her to have to put up with your constant moaning.
i actually thought you were a decent guy but this has all creeped me out way too much, i couldn’t have hinted enough that i think we’re best as mates now, we do generally have a laugh together but your constant cocky stories and sheer arrogance that you cant accept the fact that a girl may not actually like you is really doing my head in.
i just dont have the guts to say to you NO!, and by telling everyone your going to make me look like the bad person whos lead you on when nothing comes of it. thanks a bunch
(via heyemoking)
drunkenly walking to the station from ally pally singing this was definitely perfect
and dropped my biscuit in my tea so it now has bits all floating in it.
cleary im of a “special” naturewhat biscuit did you dunk!
ricchhh teaaaa!
and dropped my biscuit in my tea so it now has bits all floating in it.
cleary im of a “special” nature
How can I win your heart? By having a sense of humour as warped as mine, a common taste in music and a liking for drinking, gigs, hanging out and general fart arsing around.
Ever feel like you’re not good enough? Always.
When was the last time you cried? Last Friday
What is the last movie you watched? 2012
When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? Friday before last. The pair of them.
If you could have one thing right now what would it be? Time.
Last person to worry about you? My mum throwing a complete hissy fit at 1am when I told her I was staying out,
Has a friendship ended recently that you wish had not? Not so much ended, just distanced…
Have you ever told someone you hope they get aids? Yes. I miss tagging everyone with “aids victim”
Is your hair up or down right now? In a do-rag yo
Anyone crushing on you? Yes, no, hopefully, the wrong person
Who would you turn gay for? The list is pretty long but here goes.. Scarlett Johannson, Kat Von D, Alexa Chung, Daisy Lowe, Lily Allen, Dita Von Teese, Zooey Deschanel etc etc
Where is the person who has your heart? All over the show.
Is your best friend a slut? YES !. I kid I kid.
This time last year were you single? No, bad times..
Who was the first person you talked to today? Dave, shaking him vigorously to wake up.
Do you ever make the first move? No, I cant even go over and talk to someone. Confidence of a piece of cardboard !
Have you had sex over 20 times this year? I counted, but no.
Is there a topic that gets you really heated when it’s brought up? The “if your best mate was to get leukaemia/cancer and lost all their hair would you shave your head as well for support“, could argue all day with I mean, OF COURSE I FUCKING WOULD, IN HEARTBEAT.
Do you have an addiction? The reason I live at the doctors.
Whose car were you in last? Daves
Do you hate the last girl you had a conversation with? She’s my wife. I love her baresssssss. (same answer as laura J )
Can you honestly say things are running smoothly for you? Not in the slightest.
Do you like to cuddle? Alottt
Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone? summer.
What is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? Everyone singing somewhere over the rainbow at lindseys funeral
How tall are you? 5’9 and a bit.
Ever kissed anyone by accident? Yes, well without want, intention, merely pressure.
Who was the last person to sing to you? wasn’t singing to me, but nick drunkenly singing to himself at 3am in the next room. Hilarious times,
Where would you prefer to be kissed, other then lips? Forehead
What was your last rant about? Slag and her tendencies to lead on eight guys in one night, half of them being her boyfriends best mates, sleeping with someone who too has a girlfriend, getting with someone else who your best mate likes (FYI thanks for that! ),whilstt planning to sleep with some guy you work with, all in one night, yeah there’s a rant for you !!!
Describe the perfect music genre for your ears: post-hardcore alternative rock acoustic indie noise noise noise
When was the last time you got carried by someone? No idea, obviously wasn’t through choice, hateeeee being lifted!
Name one unusual fear you have: memory loss!
Have any plans for this weekend? Its only Sunday, don’t start planning that shit til Monday at least.
